Santa Banta Jokes SMS , Funny Hindi Sms

Santa Ghar Aaya To Dekha Ki Wife Bed Par Bina Kapdon Ke Leti Hai,
Paseena Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Phooli Hai,
Santa :- Kya Hua ??
Wife :- Dil Ghabra Raha Hai!!!!!
Doctor Ko leke Aao.
Santa Dr. Ko Lene Bhaga To Bachche Ne Rok Ke
Kaha :- Papa Banta Uncle Bed Ke niche Nange Lete Hue Hain.
Santa Gusse Mein Wapas Aaya, Aur Bed Ke Niche Se Use Nikala Aur
Bola :- "MadharChod " Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai aur To Nanga
Hoke Bachche Ko Dara Raha Hai......
HAHAHAHAHA