Sardar in a hotel- Me yahan nahi rahunga,
mere paise wapas karo!itna chota room ?
Mujhe janwar samjha hai kya ?
Waiter - Mere baap !
room me chal ye lift hai ........
Cnversation Between Boy and a Girl
Boy : Chalti hai kya 9 se 12?
Girl : Chal.
Boy : kahan ?
Girl : Principal ke pass.
Boy : Lo Ab me apni behen se mazak bhi nahikar sakta ?
Girl : Bewakhoof Chutti lene chalna hai....
Mushkil raheen Bhi Aasan ho jati Hain,
Har Rah Par PehChan Ho Jati Hai.
Jo Log Muskura Ke Karte hain har musibat ka Samna,
Manzil Unki Gulam Ho Jati hai.